The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saints Candle John Lennon

Show your devotion to John Lennon, the patron saint of peace, chance, and missed reunions, with this colorful votive!

Give this candle to your favourite househusband or anyone who suffers from acute Beatlemania.  

This candle will look great in your cavern or stadium.

Secular Saints candles are dedicated to cultural icons you can believe in.

The front of each candle features the saints image.

The back of the candle shows their patronage, saints day, and a unique prayer to inspire and enlighten.

Unemployed Philosophers Guilds Secular Saints votives are guaranteed to grant your desires ("I need romantic lighting") and aid the powerless ("I need light until the power comes back on"). 

Container made from glass

Candle size: 57 x 215mm

Secular Saint John;

Patron Saint of Peace, Chance, and Missed Reunions

Saints Day October 9

Much-Venerated St John, We adore thee and scream thy name!

Though tempted by fame, you accepted that it was cleanup time and submitted to starting over.

Though its hard, you inspire us to imagine. 

Make us to follow your example and shun the adoration of multitudes in favour of humble pursuits,

for though hast made us sing in elevators and in cars or power to the people, watching the wheels, and Strawberry fields Forever,

Amen.