The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Cotton Dish Towel Kitchen Accidents

Description

Spend time with the Kitchen Accidents dish towel – before you need to know your first aid skills are rusty and the fire extinguisher expired.

Brought to you by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, you’ll find dozens of tips, best practices, remedies, supplies to have on hand – bread and aloe, eye wash and duct tape…always duct tape…

Accidents happen. This handy dish towel shows you how to contend with them.

• 100% Cotton
• Ideal gift for the accident prone, the paranoid, and first-time flatters.

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild - Smart and funny gifts for smart and funny people.

The origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery, though revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City's Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.

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