The Unemployed Philosophers Guild - Relatively Strong Mints

In Albert Einsteins Theory of Relativity, he describes gravity as a geometric property of space and time, commonly referred to as spacetime.

This is not to be confused with dining, which is a combination of meals and time, commonly known as mealtime.

Now, lunchtime and dinnertime can sometimes have an adverse impact on ones breath, making it difficult to have a goodtime and leading to a lot of alonetime.

And that’s where Einsteins Relatively Strong Mints come in.

After mealtime, snacktime, or anytime, eat one or two of these tasty mints and your breath will be fresh in notime.

Before you know it, youll be having a goodtime and looking forward to bedtime.

Net Wt 12g

Tin 4.5 x 4.5 cm 

Ingredients:  Sorbitol, Natural Peppermint Oil, other natural and artificial flavours, Magnesium Stearate, Acesulfame Potassium

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